Some Quotes

I found some quotes I like.

“When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”(Not sure)

"Dogs have owners, Cats have Staff"(not sure)

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”(Stephen Wright)

“I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one”(Mark Twain)

“Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.”(Helen Powers)

“When your cat rubs the side of its face along your leg, it's affectionately marking you with its scent, identifying you as its private property, saying, in effect, 'You belong to me'”(Susan McDonough)
"You can't have Everything Where would you put it?" (stephen Wright)
"Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often" (mark Twain)
“Buy land, they're not making it anymore”(Mark Twain)

“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”(Harry S Truman)

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”

“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

RANDOM

Ok. my RANDOM thing is:
Cinderella is CREEPY!!!!!! i'm not sure if anybody agrees but i dont like her!! i dont really know why so dont ask! people seem to think i like her.... but i cant stand her!! Barbie is kinda creepy to... now that i think of it... what other creepy people can i think of... i shall think about that one

God bless you,
Bethany